Ann Arbor American Chapter of Harley Owners Group

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.  This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!!  This virus will wipe out your private life entirely.

If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

> Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).  Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
 

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends.If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new shot. The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
 
After a while he gives in and lets her order the shot for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar -- a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.
 
The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.  "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
 
So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.  He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.  He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK.
 
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
 
This triggers his gag  reflex but being manly,  and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.  When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend.
 
She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it?
It's called " Blow Job's Revenge. "

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your
job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages,
that it indeed says...

"HEBREWS"

Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper.

"Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the beast in me."

"So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?"